Oh my gosh girl,
 
I was laughing so hard I was crying.All I could picture was this guy waving
and dancing around a dark room lit only by the smoldering log with ferrets
dancing all around him and the log.LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  When you tattle
on your dad you go all out!Your father is a funny guy.His ferts sound like
a chip off the old block too.Keep the stories coming.
 
Jen
[Posted in FML issue 2624]