Hi all,
 
I was watching Discovery Health Channel late last night (yeah, I should
have been out doing something exciting, but we are having a snowy, icy
monstrosity of a nor'easter here in New England), and there was a show on
about "humanimals", or people who tattoo, pierce & otherwise alter their
bodies to look like animals.
 
When they were profiling "Lizard Man" (a guy tattooed from head to toe
with lizard scales, and eyebrow implants to look like a lizard's brow
ridges), they were talking about how he lives with his girlfriend and
their ferrets!  No sooner did the voice-over make mention of the ferrets
did the camera pan over to Lizard Man's ferret cage, which had a handsome
sable blaze fellow peering out.  Then the camera panned down to the
floor, and there was a cute black sable weasel running back & forth
across the camera lens & in front of a bureau.  I was further excited
when I saw that the bottom drawer of Lizard Man's bureau was duct-taped
shut; when my sister & I saw that, we both yelled out, "FERRET
PROOOOOFIIIIIINNNGGG!!!".
 
It's too bad there wasn't a "Ferret Man"; a person with a bandit mask &
pink nose would be much cuter than the rather scary "Lizard Man", "Cat
Man", or "Enigma" profiled on the show.  Hee hee hee...
 
Jessica
 
Jessica L. Manson
Whimsy Creative Photography!
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Plymouth, MA 02360
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[Posted in FML issue 4355]