Hi all, I was watching Discovery Health Channel late last night (yeah, I should have been out doing something exciting, but we are having a snowy, icy monstrosity of a nor'easter here in New England), and there was a show on about "humanimals", or people who tattoo, pierce & otherwise alter their bodies to look like animals. When they were profiling "Lizard Man" (a guy tattooed from head to toe with lizard scales, and eyebrow implants to look like a lizard's brow ridges), they were talking about how he lives with his girlfriend and their ferrets! No sooner did the voice-over make mention of the ferrets did the camera pan over to Lizard Man's ferret cage, which had a handsome sable blaze fellow peering out. Then the camera panned down to the floor, and there was a cute black sable weasel running back & forth across the camera lens & in front of a bureau. I was further excited when I saw that the bottom drawer of Lizard Man's bureau was duct-taped shut; when my sister & I saw that, we both yelled out, "FERRET PROOOOOFIIIIIINNNGGG!!!". It's too bad there wasn't a "Ferret Man"; a person with a bandit mask & pink nose would be much cuter than the rather scary "Lizard Man", "Cat Man", or "Enigma" profiled on the show. Hee hee hee... Jessica Jessica L. Manson Whimsy Creative Photography! 28 Stafford St. Plymouth, MA 02360 (508) 747-5505 [log in to unmask] www.whimsyphoto.com [Posted in FML issue 4355]