KITTY LITTER CAKE
Fun to make and just let your imagination flow:
(And it taste good, too)
 
1 spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
2 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix, prepared
(I'm lazy and use the canned pudding)
1 large pkg vanilla sandwich cookies
  green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls(tm)
 
1 new kitty litter pan
1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner (optional)
1 new pooper scooper
 
Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions (any size pans).
Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble.
 
Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in food processor (I put
them in a plastic bag and use a rolling pin), scraping often.  Set aside
all but about 1/4 cup.  To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops
green food coloring and mix until completely colored.
 
When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl.
Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding.
Important: mix in just enough of the pudding to moisten it.  You don't
want it too soggy.  Combine gently.
 
Line a new, clean kitty litter box.  Put the cake/pudding/cookie mixture
into the litter box.  Put three unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave
safe dish and heat until soft and pliable.  Shape ends so they are no
longer blunt, curving slightly.  Repeat with 3 more Tootsie rolls bury
them in the mixture.  Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top.
Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly on top of everything -- this is
supposed to look like the chlorophyll in kitty litter.
 
Heat 3 Tootsie Rolls in the microwave until almost melted.  Scrape them
on top of the cake; sprinkle with cookie crumbs.  Spread remaining
Tootsie Rolls over the top; take one and heat until pliable, hang it over
the side of the kitty litter box, sprinkling it lightly with cookie
crumbs.  Place the box on a newspaper and sprinkle a few of the cookie
crumbs around for a truly disgusting effect!
 
The last time I made this I melted some chocolate and poured it in the
corners and on the pooper scooper.  It really looked gross and fun...
[Posted in FML issue 5145]