"To"  the mighty FML'ers,
 
I got in dook poop last time for writing "dear".  Sorry I offended some of
you last time.  Your'e all very dear to me, but sometimes I think I'm
writing to someone else.
 
NEW TOY ALERT, we had a tornado watch up here in Ontario, Canada today.  So
my umbrella served no purpose what-so-ever.  After pulling it inside out of
itself (high winds).  Bad luck doing this inside, I think not.  I noticed my
fert absolutely went bonkers over playing and wobbling in the inside of an
open umbrella, I put some raisins and a rubber ball in the center.  Try it,
it's good for a dook.
 
Last question.  Just wondering why some of these Auto Digests have to be
converted and read elsewhere and some Auto Digests I can read right out of
Compuserve?
 
Last last question.  Are ferrets colour blind?  I can wear a red sock and
blue sock and Madison will always go for the red one.
 
Karen and Madison from T.O.
 
Madison:  Hey mom, when are you going to take off those cool "red" socks.
Karen:   When you let go of my toes, sweatheart. (gritting my teeth, OUCH!!!)
 
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[Posted in FML issue 1556]