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My typical weekday morning, broken down by time segments with a translation
of events:
8:00 My alarm goes off
Wikket pitches the food bowl from the second story, causing a
resounding clatter
8:09 The snooze goes off
George drags the food bowl back upstairs, usually following several
failed attempts
8:18 The snooze goes off again
Wikket pitches the food bowl and George downstairs and Gracie starts
squawking
8:20 I get up and attend to my personal needs
Making sure the barriers are in place I let the monsters out,
hurridly fill the food bowl and limp to the bathroom to pee
8:22 I begin to really wake up
I find the evidence that the ferrets know what the bathroom is for
but are still confused where the product goes
8:23 Take a shower
Wash the ferret poop off my foot, with mental note to clean up the
floor as soon as I'm done
8:33 Dry off and get dressed
Play towel with the ferts, retrieve socks from under the bed
8:40 Pack my book bag
Dig out two ferts, replace my notes
8:42 Make sure everything's ready for school
Round up all three ferts, tuck them under the covers with my still
snoozing sweety and dash through the bedroom door
8:45 Leave for school
Track down the one that got away, pitch him back in the bedroom,
snicker to myself that they are all now Glenn's problem
9:05 Right on time for class
"I'm sorry, Sir, I had trouble getting around this morning."
I shudder to think what my schedual's going to look like once I have a real
job.
[Posted in FML issue 2955]
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