Definitions...from a ferret's point of view!*
Corner - Litterbox (even if the human doesn't put one there...and if they
*do* put one there, move it *then* go)
The cat's food - The ferret's food
The cat - Self-propelled ferret toy
Roll of toilet paper - decorating materials
Baby bottle - Ferret Snack
Clothes Dryer - Ferret cave
Trash Can - Yard Sale
Bath Tub - Slip 'n Slide
Feminine products - Ferret bed liners
Rice box - Heaven
Toilet Brush - Ferret chew toy
Clean, folded laundry - Something that needs to be unfolded and rubbed all
over (especially when shedding!)
* Excerpted from the "Extremely Secret Ferret Dictionary" (without
permission from the authors)
Todd and the Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns.
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[Posted in FML issue 2832]