I am moving and thus I had to take my futon apart, and found the following,
itemized for convenience:
 
five actual pairs of socks
ten mismatched white socks
1 wind-up fuzzy chick
1 belt
6 miscellaneous VISA receipts
1 small jewelry box (with pin inside I thought I had lost)
1 history thesis for Reed College
1 copy of Nostromo, by Joseph Conrad
2 lingerie items
1 business card
1 teddy bear
 
 
If she's flexing her entreprenual muscle, for what purpose I can't imagine.
The history thesis definitely had me stumped.  Sybil was not amused that I
had uncovered her stash.  She promptly tried to relocate everything to the
closet...
 
Minta
 
(&  Linus, Martin, Sybil & Zooey)
[Posted in FML issue 2655]