Merry Christmas, Ferret lovers!
 
(sung to the tune of Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
 
Deanie, the Red-Eyed Ferret
Had some very shiny eyes.
And if you ever saw him,
You'd say "What a great lookin' guy!"
 
All of the other animals
Seemed to really like him a lot.
Especially the ferrets liked to snuggle with him,
'Cause his body made the blankies hot!
 
Then one clear December night,
Meggy came to say,
"Deanie, with your eyes so bright,
Won't you come home with me and Marty tonight?"
 
Then he came home we were all happy,
And I shouted out with glee,
"Deanie, the red eyed ferret,
You're the perfect albino for me!"
 
FERRET CHRISTMAS!  HO HO HO!  DOOK DOOK DOOK!
 
Love, Meghan
Dean and Martin
[Posted in FML issue 2532]