Well, thank you all for the most humorous responses on how to get one's
fair share of the liquid refreshments in this joint.
 
To the one who suggested drinking water - right, and I can just see Coke
Cola's ad dropping the polarbears and using ferrets to demonstrate how
good their product is while the owner is in the background suffering from
withdrawal symptoms.
 
Loved the bottle technique but I was going for ice here, bottles during the
day, ice at night.  So, I feel absolutely confident: a mayo jar, I will
still Liquid Nail it to a ceramic tile, and a screwon lid - heavy, solid,
holds icecubes and the lid will hold the smell and hopefully the sound of
fizzy until opened for a quick slug.
 
I knew together we could lick this problem.........
 
Millie & her noble sticky gooey cleaning crew
Easy Off:  the most perfect ferret in the whole wild world - Pandora????
Ammonia:  Coke, coke, gotta have coke, pleaseeeeeee Grandma, gimmie
gimmie gimmie    -    its for Easy Off, you know.
Cascade:  the observer, keep rocking my hammock for me Ajax and can you
reach over and get me a kernel of TF,   gotta keep your credit good.
Ajax:  Well, what's it gonna be, you gonna give me that toy or am I
going to yell at the top of my lungs.
Dizzy:  HeidiHo good neighbors, jolly good time
Joy:  sniff  sniff    sniffsniff  CASCADE you huzzie, you've been
sleeping in Dizzy's hammock again.
[Posted in FML issue 2433]