The back page of the Business Section of today's (05/19/98) Portland Press
Herald (Portland, Maine) had a picture titled "New Friends". It was a Boxer
and a Ferret being introduced to each other. It was cute.
We saw the movie Godzilla tonight and the first scene where Matthew Broderick
saw the footprint made me think up a joke.
Q: How did they know the creature wasn't a giant ferret?
A: A giant ferret would have left a giant butt-stamp not footprints.
I thought it was funny, so did the family behind us (they heard the joke and
laughed, turns out they have two ferrets themselves).
My kids thought I should have been escorted out of the theater or at least
made to move back a few rows.
oh well,
Roberta
Windham, Maine
[Posted in FML issue 2313]