The back page of the Business Section of today's (05/19/98) Portland Press Herald (Portland, Maine) had a picture titled "New Friends". It was a Boxer and a Ferret being introduced to each other. It was cute. We saw the movie Godzilla tonight and the first scene where Matthew Broderick saw the footprint made me think up a joke. Q: How did they know the creature wasn't a giant ferret? A: A giant ferret would have left a giant butt-stamp not footprints. I thought it was funny, so did the family behind us (they heard the joke and laughed, turns out they have two ferrets themselves). My kids thought I should have been escorted out of the theater or at least made to move back a few rows. oh well, Roberta Windham, Maine [Posted in FML issue 2313]