Hi all!
 
I loved the posts about the ferret BBQ!  LOL!  Now how about brainstorming
and posting humorous uses of a live ferret (like the 101 uses of a dead
cat)?  I've got a few to start you all off:
 
1. Neck warmer during the really cold months.  Drape sleeping ferret under
the neck of your coat.
 
2. Foot and toe warmer under the covers in cold weather.  Usually requires
use of muzzle on ferret--or armor plating for your toes.
 
3. Baby bottle warmer.  Place nipple cover securely on top of bottle.
Insert bottle into ferret hammock containing sleeping business of ferrets.
Drape ferrets around bottle.  Retrieve bottle from middle of ferrets after
20 minutes.
 
4. Ear muff--drape ferret with well clipped nails over top of head.
 
5. Stamp licker.  Place one drop of Ferrettone in the middle of the stamp...
 
You get the idea!
 
Melody Tomaszewicz
 
Melodyt and the lucky seven
 Furry--The Joe Cool of ferrets.  "Hey!  Don't kissyface me!"
 Sweetie--The fearless mouse hunter. "Here mousy, mousy, mousy....POUNCE!
 Friskie--Liberace reincarnated.  "Where's that feather boa?  It's naptime."
 Angel--"Home at last!  Thank God in Heaven, I'm home at last!"
 Bruno--"A harem?  Sounds good to me, welcome to my cage Pepper."
 Silver--"Come snuggle with me Pepper, it's cool in this room."
 Pepper--"Hey Mom!  I've got two cool new roommates!"
[Posted in FML issue 2429]