Thanks Melody,those were cute.I'm good with silly,so here are a few more.
Jill Chill-when your girl ferret leaves you standing to say hi to a stranger.
 
Jill Spill-what happens to your soda,when your female ferret walks across
the coffee table.
 
Jill Pill-the female ferret that won't take her medicine.
 
Jill Will-Something that's hard to go against,and yes she will.
 
Bright Sprite-an altered female ferret that's discovered where the raisins
are,and how to get them,even through the obstacle course you set up.
 
Tight Sprite-a sprite in between a rock and a hard place.
 
Sprite Might-a sprite showing off by dragging off a size 13 boot.
 
Sprite Flight-a sprite that's been seen dragging off a size 13 boot.
 
Sprite Smite-what the sprite does to the gib that stole her raisin.
 
a little off topic Diet Sprite-a sprite worried about her girlish figure.
 
For all those who come across a ferret in dead ferret sleep,just get a
raisin and stick it under their nose,.revives them every time.Keep a raisin
handy,so you don't have to hunt down where you hid them last.
 
        Sandy & Fuzzinators
[Posted in FML issue 2402]