Supervising human activities:
1.If your human is engaged in an important activity,stay with them.This is
called helping.
 
2.If at all possible,get in the middle of what they are doing.
 
3.When supervising cooking,lay behind the right foot,where you're sure to be
stepped on.Be sure to whine suffeciently.For the talented actors limp a
bit.This will get you snuggled and possibly a raisin or two.
 
4.To supervise book reading or bill paying the principal is the same.Come in
at mach 2 and send papers or book flying.
 
5.You can take the passive route for those not so athletic.Lay next to the
activity,and coyly roll over,thereby accomplishing the clearing with a
minimum of effort.
 
6.When your human is holding a newspaper in front of them,and ignoring
you,jump on the back of the paper,making sure to land in the middle.You can
also use the swan dive into the coffee mug approach,see mugged,mugger and
muggee.They love this game and might end up playing chase with you.
 
7.Summertime cooking.This is a special time that humans take their food
outside to cook,or burn as the case may be,and that is where you want to
be,outside.Stay hidden until your human is committed to going out with the
food.Then you dart out between the humans feet,and usually make it out the
door.The human should be busy learning to balance the food plate,and get
through the door without falling.If you're lucky you can catch a bug before
they catch you.
 
Enjoy the fuzzies,for they are to cute.
Sandy & 3 fuzzinators
[Posted in FML issue 2373]