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Date: | Tue, 10 Nov 1998 18:07:30 EST |
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Dearest Easy Off:
I have tried to explain to my mamma that I do not need a title. The only
title I concern myself with is being my mommies favorite. This is not
something I go bragging about, in fact, Lilly, Bailey and Elle all believe
that they are mommies favorite. I know the truth, at night after everyone
is sound asleep mamma sneaks me out of the cage, gives me a special treat
and puts me in her bed. She rubs my ears, I show my appreciation by being
very still and enjoying every minute of it.
So Easy Off your title is safe with me. If you are ever down south I would
love to take you sight seeing down the bayou, we could ask my dad for the
keys to the boat. Or if you wish, I will take you shopping in New Orleans,
stroll down Jackson Square to check out the sights. I promise to be a
perfect ferret!
I have two perfect ladies that live with me, Bailey can fill in for me if I
need to get away. Being a MF ferret, Lilly and Elle have nothing to worry
about. Viagra can't help what MF took from me! I can still show you a real
good time and treat you like a perfect lady should be treated.
Would love to hear more from you. Dooks to you and your family,
Oscar Ferret
[Posted in FML issue 2489]
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