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Yes, I have a confession to make (gulp)...... I, errr (sigh)
I AM A HOOMAN CONTROLLED BY FERRETS !!
Yes, I admit it. My ferts have control. It all started when I met Furrice.
An albino whose red eyes penetrated my consciousness ("Adopt me! Adopt me
NOW !). I was hypnotized. I would wake in the morning to find her looking
at me with those eyes.
Subliminal messages would come to me in my sleep ("Buy me more toys", "Find
me a play-mate"). I could not pass a pet store without looking. Then came
"Lady", a beautiful sable. I lost control.
I bought a squeeky toy to train them. Surprise ! Lady learned how to make
it squeek and make ME come to THEM !! (Reverse pyschology????).
Now I need to learn "Ferret Math". Is there a reputable shelter in the
Portland, Oregon area ??????
Glad I found this group. What ? It's not "Ferrets Anonymous"? Oh !
Well, just sign us
Kevin B (hooman in Ferret Training)
Furrice (you are getting very sleepy . . . . .)
Lady (Carpet Shark !!! - I'll show you !!!)
[Posted in FML issue 2359]
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