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Hi Ya'll,
My Ma (otherwise known as Mad Maggie) thought I should write you all.
See, she seems to think I is gettin' fat. I keep telling her that I is
puttin' on all dis here weight for winter. All she does when I say dis is
mutter somethin' about need to buy warmer clothes.I keep a tellin' her to
get a fur coat like mine but she says I don't understand what she would have
to do to get one. I guess she means she can't grow one like I can.
She is really worried that dis winter is gonna be really bad. You see, I
have put on half a pound lately, I am up to my fightin' wieght of 3.75
pounds. And I ain't stopped yet. I am shootin' for 4 pounds.
Ma is talkin' about buyin' a snow blower. She says she can't shovel no 4
feet of snow. I keep tryin' to tell her she ain't suppose to shovel it
anyways, when it is deep it is good for tunnelin' in.
Oh I should tell you too, I is 3 years old now and in perfect health. I is
a big silver mitt who loves everyone. Except when they attack me then I
just lay on them. hehe. Oh yeah, I is from Marshall Farms. Just like most
of my brothers and sisters.
Anyway, should go know. Ma is helpin' me a little with the typing and she
has had a migraine since Tuesday. She says I ain't makin' it any better
with my accent. Even though it is just like hers.
Snuffles and dooks,
Georgie, Main Male Mustelid in Mid Missouri
[Posted in FML issue 2133]
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