Hi Ya'll, My Ma (otherwise known as Mad Maggie) thought I should write you all. See, she seems to think I is gettin' fat. I keep telling her that I is puttin' on all dis here weight for winter. All she does when I say dis is mutter somethin' about need to buy warmer clothes.I keep a tellin' her to get a fur coat like mine but she says I don't understand what she would have to do to get one. I guess she means she can't grow one like I can. She is really worried that dis winter is gonna be really bad. You see, I have put on half a pound lately, I am up to my fightin' wieght of 3.75 pounds. And I ain't stopped yet. I am shootin' for 4 pounds. Ma is talkin' about buyin' a snow blower. She says she can't shovel no 4 feet of snow. I keep tryin' to tell her she ain't suppose to shovel it anyways, when it is deep it is good for tunnelin' in. Oh I should tell you too, I is 3 years old now and in perfect health. I is a big silver mitt who loves everyone. Except when they attack me then I just lay on them. hehe. Oh yeah, I is from Marshall Farms. Just like most of my brothers and sisters. Anyway, should go know. Ma is helpin' me a little with the typing and she has had a migraine since Tuesday. She says I ain't makin' it any better with my accent. Even though it is just like hers. Snuffles and dooks, Georgie, Main Male Mustelid in Mid Missouri [Posted in FML issue 2133]