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A-BOMB: The act of a ferret emptying its anal glands.
BALL BOY: A ferret just entering adulthood.
CACA FISHING GESTAPO: The California chapter of "Satan's Uneducated and
Unparented Spawn, dial 1-666-SOL-LESS.
CAGE CARNAGE: When a ferret tears up its cage during Cage Rage.
CAGE RAGE: When a ferret is upset for being placed in a cage.
DANCING ON THE EDGE: A ferret deciding to jump from one place to the other.
EAGER BEAVER: A hob searching for a jill.
FAITHLESS: A ferret owner who realizes the ferret will never use the
litter box.
FREE MARK IT: A poopie away from the normal territorial corners.
GRAZING: A ferret grooming you with their teeth.
HOT DOG ON A STICK: A sick ferret when it's temperature is being taken.
I-HOP: What a ferret does when you wave a towel at it.
JAW BREAKER: The person who pinches the side of a ferret's mouth to make
it let lose of something.
KNEE HIGHS: About where the scratches end on a ferret owner's legs.
LOVER BOY: When a hob mistakes another male for a jill.
MOUSTACHE MOWING: A ferret plowing through facial hair.
N'ER DO WELL: A ferret with a blockage.
OBEY: A word not in the feret's vocabulary.
PIDDLE PUSHER: A ferret that walks through urine.
QUASIFERTO: A humped-back ferret.
RELEASE POLICE: A person who breaks up ferret fights.
SANCTUM FERRETORIUM: A hidey hole for ferrets.
TOASTED: When the ferrets sleeping on your body make you break out in sweat.
TOO POOPED TO POP: A ferret after passing one too many raisins.
UNTRUTH: CaCa Fishing Gestapo statements.
VARUS FERRETUS: A ferret sleeping in a weird position.
WAYS AND MEANS COMMITTEE: When more than one ferret checks out the degree
of ferret-proofing of a residence.
XYLOPRANCING: A ferret dancing on a keyboard.
YIKES: A word that is preferable to the one usually said when stepping in
ferret poopie.
ZFG: Zero Ferret Growth, the concept that the population of a ferret
household should remain steady, but powerless against Ferret Math.
Bob C and 20 Weezils of Zoom
[Posted in FML issue 2354]
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