A-BOMB: The act of a ferret emptying its anal glands. BALL BOY: A ferret just entering adulthood. CACA FISHING GESTAPO: The California chapter of "Satan's Uneducated and Unparented Spawn, dial 1-666-SOL-LESS. CAGE CARNAGE: When a ferret tears up its cage during Cage Rage. CAGE RAGE: When a ferret is upset for being placed in a cage. DANCING ON THE EDGE: A ferret deciding to jump from one place to the other. EAGER BEAVER: A hob searching for a jill. FAITHLESS: A ferret owner who realizes the ferret will never use the litter box. FREE MARK IT: A poopie away from the normal territorial corners. GRAZING: A ferret grooming you with their teeth. HOT DOG ON A STICK: A sick ferret when it's temperature is being taken. I-HOP: What a ferret does when you wave a towel at it. JAW BREAKER: The person who pinches the side of a ferret's mouth to make it let lose of something. KNEE HIGHS: About where the scratches end on a ferret owner's legs. LOVER BOY: When a hob mistakes another male for a jill. MOUSTACHE MOWING: A ferret plowing through facial hair. N'ER DO WELL: A ferret with a blockage. OBEY: A word not in the feret's vocabulary. PIDDLE PUSHER: A ferret that walks through urine. QUASIFERTO: A humped-back ferret. RELEASE POLICE: A person who breaks up ferret fights. SANCTUM FERRETORIUM: A hidey hole for ferrets. TOASTED: When the ferrets sleeping on your body make you break out in sweat. TOO POOPED TO POP: A ferret after passing one too many raisins. UNTRUTH: CaCa Fishing Gestapo statements. VARUS FERRETUS: A ferret sleeping in a weird position. WAYS AND MEANS COMMITTEE: When more than one ferret checks out the degree of ferret-proofing of a residence. XYLOPRANCING: A ferret dancing on a keyboard. YIKES: A word that is preferable to the one usually said when stepping in ferret poopie. ZFG: Zero Ferret Growth, the concept that the population of a ferret household should remain steady, but powerless against Ferret Math. Bob C and 20 Weezils of Zoom [Posted in FML issue 2354]