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AFTER DINNER MINT: The surprise poopie you find right after your ferret has
eaten
AFTER EIGHT: comes nine, ten, eleven, twelve... also known as the state of
mind a hooman finds he/she is in, in which ferret math becomes a blur
BALDERDASH: an adrenal ferret running across the living room floor
ERECTION: the act of the hind leg sticking straight out into the air after
being stroked behind the knees
PALM READING: the sniffing of the hand to detect ferret friendliness
PUDDING POP: a surprise moist ferret poopie
PUMPKIN: hobb litter mates
RUB DOWN: using the carpet as a face cloth
RUNNING SHU: act of chasing and separating two or more disagreeable ferrets
SCRATCHING POST: your fingers to a ferret
WASH OUT: act of licking the front paws then rubbing the back of neck and
drawing out towards face and beyond
WIND DOWN: the action resulting from a serious scratching fit on a tiled
floor
Computer Oriented Daffinitions:
CACHE: storage facility for socks where hoomans won't find them
FLOPPY: a pancaked ferret
HUBS: what kits call their dads
INTERNET: a hammock inside a ferret condo
RAM: Random Attack Mustelid or Random Attack Mode - also known as the bite
and run
SCANNER: device attached to the end of a ferrets face use to check out all
your floors
ZIP STARTER KIT: a new born ferret
Betty and her Blur of Fur
[Posted in FML issue 2345]
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