Like the feel of fur?...
                             Hug a ferret
 
                       Ferrets are like tatoos...
                 You get one,then another,then another...
     (the "then another" goes down in print size to hardly visable)
 
 
                             WARDANCING?
                         I am not an Indian
                         Just a happy Ferret
 
                If you like sleeping with alot of Males
                     then U should of been born a
                             Female Ferret
 
 
                      THIS HOUSE IS PROTECTED BY
                         A FEROCIOUS 2LB FERRET
 
                              SAVE WATER........
                        SHOWER WITH YOUR FERRET
 
                     WORDS OF CAUTION FROM A FERRET...
                         POOF--------YOU'RE GONE
[Posted in FML issue 1852]