Adrienne wrote:
 
>Rap group, and the ferrets were walking around on a mock city street,
>looking like giant ferrets.  Boy it's bad enough that mine steel my car
>keys, I'd hate to see what would happen if they were big enough to steel
>my car!  I could see Nikita, trying to shove my car under a bridge,
>chomping on my rubber tires as if they were mere toys to her.
 
We've been toying with this idea for a long time!  "Giant Mutant Scaled
Space Ferrets From Outer Space!  WATCH as they run away with your house!
SEE as a town's foundations are shaken as the ferret dances down the street!
HEAR the horrible noises of a Space Ferret From Outer Space as it attempts
to hide subway cars in parking garages!"
 
Think about it - a 3 story high ferret.  She'd bend over to sniff at you -
snuff snuff snuff - and then get hugely excited and dance around, dooking,
as you stuck to her nose.  You'd be lucky to escape intact. :) It'd surely
be one of the finest B-movies ever filmed...
 
melissa
 
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      Melissa Litwicki                              "Is it ... atomic?"
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[Posted in FML issue 1714]