Boy, I tell you what, we've got some spoiled rotten fuzzbeans on this list.
 
Look at us! They get their own special rooms in the house, their own seats
in the airplane, they even throw us out of our beds.
 
And then on top of that, they form a ferret union to demand better
conditions!
 
Looks to me like we're a pretty hopeless bunch of pushovers.
 
So here's the score so far. Ferrets: 1,892   Adoring subjects: 0.
 
                Linda, Espie, Frankie, Lucky Charm, and Angel
                        (hee hee hee -- we trained them well)
[Posted in FML issue 1352]