You know your ferret is spoiled when....
 
Your mother (who now calls herself the ferrets' grandmother) realizes that
Abercrombie and Fitch have been climbing on the presents and stealing all
the candy canes from the bottom of the Christmas tree.  To rectify the
situation she moves all the canes from the top of the tree (which have
remained untouched) to the bottom so that the ferrets have easier access to
them.
 
All our best,
 
Marcy
 
Abercrombie and Fitch ("but Mom, you must admit, we had minty fresh breath
afterward..."
[Posted in FML issue 1349]