Here is a funny semi-ferret related post for you guys. Well...it mentions a
ferret:)
 
>I'm such a Top Ten List addict, any excuse to bring one up and I
>will.  Here's one of my favorites:
>
>Top Ten Signs You've Gone to a Bad Veterinarian:
>
>10.  When you hand him your ferret, he asks uncomfortably, "monkey?"
> 9.  Two weeks later, your dog coughs up a rubber glove.
> 8.  Big sign in visiting room, "no pets allowed".
> 7.  Diploma looks a lot like a menu from Chinese restaurant.
> 6.  Always saying, "I've got a tick bomb in my pants".
> 5.  Sends you card every spring:  "Time for your dog's annual
>      neutering".
> 4.  First question:  "What ails your varmint?"
> 3.  He has a lot of posters up advertising cockfights.
> 2.  He himself wears one of those big funnel-shaped collars.
> 1.  He bites.
>
>Terri Snead
>MSU-CVM
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Selena Simonetti
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"HAVE A NICE DIURNAL ANOMALY"
...HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
[Posted in FML issue 1322]