Here is a funny semi-ferret related post for you guys. Well...it mentions a ferret:) >I'm such a Top Ten List addict, any excuse to bring one up and I >will. Here's one of my favorites: > >Top Ten Signs You've Gone to a Bad Veterinarian: > >10. When you hand him your ferret, he asks uncomfortably, "monkey?" > 9. Two weeks later, your dog coughs up a rubber glove. > 8. Big sign in visiting room, "no pets allowed". > 7. Diploma looks a lot like a menu from Chinese restaurant. > 6. Always saying, "I've got a tick bomb in my pants". > 5. Sends you card every spring: "Time for your dog's annual > neutering". > 4. First question: "What ails your varmint?" > 3. He has a lot of posters up advertising cockfights. > 2. He himself wears one of those big funnel-shaped collars. > 1. He bites. > >Terri Snead >MSU-CVM >[log in to unmask] Selena Simonetti [log in to unmask] "HAVE A NICE DIURNAL ANOMALY" ...HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY [Posted in FML issue 1322]