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Date: | Fri, 27 Oct 1995 09:18:01 -0500 |
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You know your ferrets spoil YOU when...
- they wake you up every morning at 3am with kisses and nibbles about the
face - you wouldn't want to be late for work, would you?
- they dry you off when you get out of the shower. "I mean, why waste a
clean towel, when we have such long tongues".
- they put your shoes (and other essential belongings like keys and the
remote control) away for you. They know you are too tired to do it yourself.
- they scrub the floor by dumping over the water and lick, lick,
licking...
- they run out the door and you have to chase after them because you are
not going to get your exercise without encouragement.
- they get into tight spaces and hang from the chandeliers, because you
should do stretching exercises to warm up before above mentioned exercise...
- they sleep peacefully in all of your dirty clothes, dissolving all of
your guilt for not having caught up with the laundry.
Thoroughly spoiled, Charlene
[Posted in FML issue 1358]
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