Someone stated today that Facebook and social media would create the
demise of the FML. Nothing could be more wrong.

BIG is still here and as long as he breathes the FML will be here.
Archeologists have found back issues of the FML etched in stone tablets
dating from the time of the dinosaur and older. The FML is just one of
those things of the age. The three oldest things on this planet are
Dirt, the burger and the FML. Even the Pyramids have an issue of the
FML written on the walls in hieroglyphics. The Dead Sea Scrolls were
actually a stash of items hidden by a ferret. The first line of Genesis
actually translates to "in the beginning there was a void without form
or substance and then there was the Dook! And it was good!" That began
the first FML and it has been so ever since.

It is a violation of international law to not have an issue of the FML
every day. We certainly do not need another war to begin just to have
the FML in our in box.

_12-2Addy CEO

[Posted in FML 8170]