April 2009
Master Largo's News

Possum Senior Reporter
Ziggy Reporter of a higher order
Andy watching from Rainbow Bridge

Possum here: Here comes Possum fuzzy tail, hopping down the weasel
trail, hippidy hopping Easter's on its way.

Suzie Q here: oh brother what ferretone bottle have you been into, or
was it the prednisone?

Possum here: No ferretone bottle I'm just excited that Easter is this
weekend!

Suzie Q here: Why what has Easter got to do with anything about you?

Possum here: Well I figure if I am REEEEAAAL good some bunny might want
to get me some Cheweasels or Foamy Fries for Easter.

Suzie Q here: YOU GOOD? When is that ever going to happen? YOU the same
ferret Miss Cathy R calls super snooper? Nope never going to happen!
You are too busy and too nosy!

Possum here: Why do you always have to ruffle my fur? I am going to
tell some news so you can go now! This is a very important message
from Mz Isabella Gucci-Jones so listen up every body! Cause I want our
shelter to win this contest!!!!! I LOOOOOOVE Totally Ferret; Ferret
Food!

:::::Isabella strolling into her office at Totally Ferret::::

Calling all ferrets!

Do you know a ferret shelter that could use an extra Fifty Dollars in
their Totally Ferret account?

My fellow ferrets; here is your mission if you chose to accept it. E
mail my mom and tell her why your favorite ferret shelter should win
the Fifty Dollars in their account.

If your e mail wins YOU win a gift box from Totally Ferret worth Fifty
Dollars and the shelter gets Fifty Dollars in their account!

So with your parents permission and help, e mail my mom at
[log in to unmask]

*E-MAILS MUST BE WRITTEN BY A FERRET*
*CONTEST ENDS APRIL 17th*

-Mz Isabella Gucci-Jones

:::Waving at BIG::::

Possum here: So all my ferret buddies/cousins out there do what ever it
is you need to do to get your humans to let you use the computer to
tell Miss April just how special I am and how much you really really
like me and mum's shelter! PLEEEEEEEAAAAASSSE do this for me, I mean my
mum! You can even tell them you like Suzie Q too, Miss April won't know
you are not telling the truth.

Suzie Q here: MUUUUUUUUUM tell Possum to stop picking on me!

Mum here: Okay ladies; that is enough!

Suzie Q here: My turn! We had lots of fur kids go to a new 4-ever home,
Tick and Tock, Indi and Dip Stick (his tail looks like he was dipped
into oil) and Daisy May. They are all happy and having a grand time
living in their new homes with their new humans. Mum got a thank you
note from Miss April because mum sended bedding to her for the Colorado
20 that Miss April and others saved. Thanks for saving our cousins!

Possum here: AHHHH HAAAA I got you now Suzzzzzzz I started the news
this month, I am faster than a speeding bullet! You could' a blowed me
over with a whisker, Suzie Q it was one wild weekend we had here last
week. Miss Megan, Miss Renee Mr. Peter and Miss Lisa came to help mum
do some things around here. Mr. Peter and Miss Lisa brought Ferris and
Buddy, Ferris used to live here, but mum had never seen Buddy so Peter
and Lisa brought him so mum could meet him. Take a look at this! Our
cousins that live with Pete and Lisa

<http://s178.photobucket.com/albums/w277/pete14850/?action=view&current=MVI_0906.flv>

<http://s178.photobucket.com/albums/w277/pete14850/?action=view&current=MVI_0907.flv>

Oh yeah and Miss Karen P. came all the way from Ontario with a truck
load of stuff for us! Thanks Miss Karen!

Suzie Q here: We had campers come to stay last week and again this
week, Mr. Ed Brought his kids, they went home yesterday. Miss Nicky
brought her kids yesterday after Mr. Ed took his kids home. We have a
house full this week! So Possum do we have all the notes mum left us
covered? Are we done with the news?

Possum here: Yup! Yup! Yup all the notes are gone but I want to remind
everyone to let their fur kids write to Miss April to tell her why I am
so special and why my shelter is the best in the land. Here I will make
it easy for you! [log in to unmask]

Suzie Q here: Oh brother! Possum don't you ever get tired of blowing
your own horn? You are supposed to blow your coat NOT your horn!

Possum here: yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Super snooper; signing off. Remember
Cheweasels and foamy fries are a really good EASTER present!

Suzie Q here: Mum told you to stop that! Humans out there you are NOT
to send Possum anything for Easter! Mum said so!

Possum here: She did not!

Good bye for now, have a wonderful Easter.
Suzie Q

Lakeroad Ferret Farm Rescue/shelter
www.ferretfarm.org
<http://ferretcongress.org/>

Petfinder Page
<http://www.petfinder.org/shelters/NY559.html>

Shelter Video
<http://www.kwflatbed.com/videos/ferretfarm.wmv>

[Posted in FML 6298]