On the third day of Chet's visit to Cacaland, Robin's ferrets made Chet
their b*%ch.  Ferret.  Er, their ferret love puppet that is.  Ferret.
Chet drug the ferrets cages out into the yard and hosed them down while
the ferrets rolled on the floor and laughed at him from the comforts of
inside the home.  Ferret.  Robin sat and took photos.  Ferret.  Bitty,
the dust bunny doggie, who was tired of smelling ferrets, directed.
Ferret.  Enslaved by Tonks (SuperTonks incognito), Petey TPO, SugarBear,
Spud and guest Possum (Robin is "the ferret nanny), Chet was then forced
to scoop and pick up after them all day long.  Ferret.  In between these
chores, he was forced to polish their nails and give them massages.
Ferret.  At the end of the day, the Chet was forced to sit with Robin and
watch Wheel of Fortune.  Several vowels later, slave Chetter, was then
directed to tuck the ferrets in, pet the pooch, massage mom's feet, and
hand feed Robin grapes.  Ferret.
 
Oh yeah, then Chet turned one fish into many and fed the masses ...
[Posted in FML issue 5234]