Dear Popcorn....
 
This is Ping is He.
 
Dude, (AW< QUIT IT< PUMA!) here's the deal.  You check these babes out
to see if they are on the TPO list, like you.  If not, it's probably not
going to work out.
 
Girls are funny about poop.  But here's what you can do....go to the TPO
web site.  There's a list of girls there who smell just like you!  Use
the TPO list like um...a *dating service*.  Check out those girls first,
you already have something in common so it'll be easy to start up a
conversation.
 
Best of luck, Dude!
 
P. is He
[Posted in FML issue 5232]