ok i have to add one that is my favorite past time....
 
Time to clean the china cabinets....
 
step one:
Pull out dust rag and dusting spray for top shelves.....
 
step two:
Carefully step over the high room divider as quietly as possible....
 
step three:
Pull ferrets off the feet and out of the pants legs....
 
step four:
tackle the ferret that stole your dust rag...
 
step five:
open cabinet to dust it......
 
step six:
pull ferrets out of the books......
 
step six:
close cabinet...
 
step seven:
open other cabinet...
 
step eight:
pull ferrets out of games
 
step nine:
close cabinet without cleaning it....
 
step ten:
open both cabinets again to get ferrets out thatsnuck back in
 
step eleven:
give up on the dust in the cabinets because the ferrets wont let you dust.
 
enjoy watching the dust grow on all your furniture because the ferrets
own your house now!
[Posted in FML issue 5198]