OK, it's not something that I expected to post because I thought I'd lost
it, but here's my version of the Duke of Earl...
 
 Refrain:
 Dook, dook, dookin' fert
 
 As I run through this shirt
 Nothing can stop a dookin' fert
 And you, you are my hooman
 No one can nip you but me
 Yes, I'm gonna nip you
 Come on, let me bite you, momma
 'Cause I'm a dookin' fert
 
Debbie H
[Posted in FML issue 5250]