OK, it's not something that I expected to post because I thought I'd lost it, but here's my version of the Duke of Earl... Refrain: Dook, dook, dookin' fert As I run through this shirt Nothing can stop a dookin' fert And you, you are my hooman No one can nip you but me Yes, I'm gonna nip you Come on, let me bite you, momma 'Cause I'm a dookin' fert Debbie H [Posted in FML issue 5250]