::Deep in the recess's of the TN woods, you can see a peculiar gathering
through the blue-gray mist.  A petite flower of a woman, clad in midnight
blue robes sits and listens to her sidekick Dippy ferret as she reports
back to her::
 
"Oh Great Ferret  Oracle ... some one is seeking to  compete with your
great ferrety  skills," says a concerned Dippy Doodle.
 
"Dippy, pulease.  That Wolfy is busy howling at the moon like the moron
that she is, " replies the Oracle.
 
D: "Huh"?
 
FO: "Everyone who is anyone knows that this weekend is the time that the
legendary Wolf Moon rises.  Wolfy isn't anyone, so she doesn't know the
difference between an Indian legend and reality.  We all know she's a
crackhead."
 
D: "No, Oracle, listen.  It's not Wolfy this time at all.  It's this new
person that is now being hailed as the "Ferret Charmer".  This Robin
Jones person is said to have a hypnotizing effect on ferrets.  They
immediately calm from the touch of her hands, and nearly collapse on
her in great content.  And now there is word spreading about her."
 
FO: "Robin Jones?  Hypnotizing?  Calming?  Haha, whatever.  ::snapping
the gum in her mouth:: She bores the ferrets is what she does.  Then
they collapse on her mountainous boobs."
 
A stout male named Blacky perks up, and excitedly says, "She has
bodacious tatas?"
 
FO: "Julie of Fossa has bodacious tata's you boob.  No, Robin has mushy,
saggy, boobs that create a semi vacuum when a ferret lay's its head on
her chest after she bores them to death.  Carbon monoxide builds up ...
and well, there you have it."
 
:: With a slight condescending snort, the woman hikes up her perky small
mouse clouds up even further::
 
FO: "Yah.  Don't worry about this Robin Jones.  This Ferret Charmer title
will fade away as fast as the Wolf Moon."
 
The Great Robed One
<http://www.wolfysluv.jacksnet.com/ferret-oracle.html>
[Posted in FML issue 5123]