Dear TonkaToy, Sir Tonksalot, SuperTonks, etc,
I would have wuved to have been your girlfriend, but I cannot. Because
we are almost brother and sister-in-law. I am Dippy, and one of my
bestest boyfriends was Doodlebug. I be Dippy-Doodles. Girlfriend to
Doodlebug, star of stage and screen.
Dippy
You go boyeee!
[Posted in FML issue 5232]