Dear TonkaToy, Sir Tonksalot, SuperTonks, etc,
 
I would have wuved to have been your girlfriend, but I cannot.  Because
we are almost brother and sister-in-law.  I am Dippy, and one of my
bestest boyfriends was Doodlebug.  I be Dippy-Doodles.  Girlfriend to
Doodlebug, star of stage and screen.
 
Dippy
You go boyeee!
[Posted in FML issue 5232]