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You wrote:
So we, Nubby, Molly, Jenny, Missy, Toby & Timmy are going to be nice and
ask you fine folks to help our dear mom & dad out on any suggestions on
keeping us away from this new monster arriving in a few weeks. (A new
sofa)
Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! I have one! Take ordinary painted metal raingutter
tubing and run a circle of it around the new sofa on the ground. Now
fill the bottom of the tubing say, half an inch deep with kerosene all
around. Punch about a hundred holes in the top of the tubing with a
screwdriver to let the eventual flames pour out. Set afire. (Here,
imagine Johnny Cash as a really jowly hob in a black leather jacket
singing 'Burning Ring of Fire.') That will keep the ferrets out of
your new sofa.
For a while. Eventually, you will need more kerosene.
Alexandra in MA
[Posted in FML issue 4907]
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