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You guys, you went and made me blush yesterday! (Sheesh!) If you only
knew how hard you make ME laugh here in Massachusetts.
I mean, yesterday Dave wrote about licking his dog, C'mon! I rolled!
ROFL! Especially when he said it didn't work so well with reptiles.
This does imply that he TRIED it. Dave, I'm pretty sure I like you. I
have never, ever, ever licked a reptile, although I do kiss my husband
from time to time, when he's not tinkering with his tractors, and
slathered in bright green hydraulic fluid. Then he looks like a
reeeeally big iguana in Dickies.
We've got ladies who LIKE each other arguing about a ferret's psychic
communication to the effect that it didn't want to go to the vet. It
didn't wanna! No S***! I wouldn't wanna either! Do you know how
they take your temperature at the vets? Hint: It AINT with an oral
thermometer. The LOOK my mother's elderly cat used to give the vet
when she put that thing up his butt...
Todd's advice: "What should you know about raising a blind ferret? Don't
offer to play cards with them. They cheat and don't think you can see
them." Bwa-Haa-Haa-Haa! Gasp! Gasp!
NEVER a dull day on the FML.
Alexandra in Massachusetts
[Posted in FML issue 4080]
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