You guys, you went and made me blush yesterday! (Sheesh!) If you only knew how hard you make ME laugh here in Massachusetts. I mean, yesterday Dave wrote about licking his dog, C'mon! I rolled! ROFL! Especially when he said it didn't work so well with reptiles. This does imply that he TRIED it. Dave, I'm pretty sure I like you. I have never, ever, ever licked a reptile, although I do kiss my husband from time to time, when he's not tinkering with his tractors, and slathered in bright green hydraulic fluid. Then he looks like a reeeeally big iguana in Dickies. We've got ladies who LIKE each other arguing about a ferret's psychic communication to the effect that it didn't want to go to the vet. It didn't wanna! No S***! I wouldn't wanna either! Do you know how they take your temperature at the vets? Hint: It AINT with an oral thermometer. The LOOK my mother's elderly cat used to give the vet when she put that thing up his butt... Todd's advice: "What should you know about raising a blind ferret? Don't offer to play cards with them. They cheat and don't think you can see them." Bwa-Haa-Haa-Haa! Gasp! Gasp! NEVER a dull day on the FML. Alexandra in Massachusetts [Posted in FML issue 4080]