Momma saw what i wrot and she not happi wit me. She gonna give me a bath
dhis weekend. She say i need it. I not need it! How i make her see
dhat?
I wash up real good. i roll in litter box. i dhought it was clean but
it wasnt . so dhen i roll on carpet. momma not happy wit dhat. so i
find dirt and roll in it.. now i smell pretty. but momma say no. i
need bath. i no need no bath!
help pleaze! tell momma i no need bath! i a good boy. i be good. i
sorry i l augh at her falling on her butt. i no mean ta but it was
funni!
Tootles
Pherit in hiding!
[Posted in FML issue 4281]