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Pherit here again. I only got one hooman ta tell me what dhey wants ta
hear so I gonna go on with her wish of da Disneyland storie.
But dhen I wonder if ya'll even wanted ta hear it. So I wasn't gonna
write. Dhen stupid dada came and tole me dhat I had ta write cause I
tole you I would. He rite. Plus, I do like writin.
So, if you don't wanna read mi storie, don't :) if you do, dhan keep a
readin'
About a year ago mi family went ta Disneyland. It's in CA. I know I
know, I wasn't suppose ta be dhere but dhis was a special day. I got
permission ta go. Ya see, I wrote da president of da world and he said
i could go, so I did.
Momma didn't like dhis day cause she got lost. Not mi fault! Honest.
Dhere waz just so much ta cee and do. I had a blast! Did ya know dhat
dhey have these cool rides called rollercoasters. Dhay kwel! I had ta
hold on ta someone cause I no fit in the seat belt things.
We went into a cave and dhey sang about it's a small world after all.
Cee, dhis is where mommy got lost. When da boat stopped so dhat people
could listen ta dhem sing in da cave, I got off. You suppose ta get off
dhere. So, I got off an d went over to da people singing. But it wasn't
people. Dhey were like metal people. Not too friendly either. I dhink
dhey didn't want me to mess up dhere s ong. So I sang too. I saw da
boat leaving but dhought it would just come back for me cause I was
having fun.
Dhen another boat came and I started towards it, dhen someone screamed
"RAT"! I couldn't believe it... I didn't see a rat but I ran anyways.
I no like rats! Dhey scare me. So I ran, I ran to da boat. But dhen
everyone jumped off da boat so I was worried dhat da rat had followed me
on board. Da boat started moving so I just stayed on. I no see rat.
Once it got out of cave I jumped out and went runnin. I ran into Splash
Mountain. It's called Critter Corner. I went on dhis log ride and got
ta see alligators singing! Now dhat was fun. Dhen da log splashed
through water and I got wet . I no like dhat. I no want bath! Dhey
didn't tell me dhere would be a bath a t da end!
I got hungery and I ate an icecream all by myself. Oh, no, I haven't
found moma yet. But I lookin. Really I am.
So, I go to anodher area and dhere are kids playin on everydhing!
Everydhing is just so small too! I feel big now. I play with a little
girl named Megan for a bit until her mommy makes her leave.
It gettin dark and I gettin worried dhat mommy gonna be lost forever.
Dhen I remember dhat she tole me to go sit by the waterfall near the
castle. Dhere are pretty flowers and stuff dhere and you can see
everydhing. Within just a couple of minutes mommy finds her way to
me. She not lost anymore.
But mommy funny cause she say dhat I was da one lost not her. I let her
dhink d hat cause she cryin.
We got ta ride a train back to da hotel and we went nite nite.
I wanna go to Disney World next but mommy said no. She said dhat it is
WAY too big and her heart can't take it. I guess she gettin an old heart
or somethin.
Tootles,
Pherit
[Posted in FML issue 4223]
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