Pherit here again. I only got one hooman ta tell me what dhey wants ta hear so I gonna go on with her wish of da Disneyland storie. But dhen I wonder if ya'll even wanted ta hear it. So I wasn't gonna write. Dhen stupid dada came and tole me dhat I had ta write cause I tole you I would. He rite. Plus, I do like writin. So, if you don't wanna read mi storie, don't :) if you do, dhan keep a readin' About a year ago mi family went ta Disneyland. It's in CA. I know I know, I wasn't suppose ta be dhere but dhis was a special day. I got permission ta go. Ya see, I wrote da president of da world and he said i could go, so I did. Momma didn't like dhis day cause she got lost. Not mi fault! Honest. Dhere waz just so much ta cee and do. I had a blast! Did ya know dhat dhey have these cool rides called rollercoasters. Dhay kwel! I had ta hold on ta someone cause I no fit in the seat belt things. We went into a cave and dhey sang about it's a small world after all. Cee, dhis is where mommy got lost. When da boat stopped so dhat people could listen ta dhem sing in da cave, I got off. You suppose ta get off dhere. So, I got off an d went over to da people singing. But it wasn't people. Dhey were like metal people. Not too friendly either. I dhink dhey didn't want me to mess up dhere s ong. So I sang too. I saw da boat leaving but dhought it would just come back for me cause I was having fun. Dhen another boat came and I started towards it, dhen someone screamed "RAT"! I couldn't believe it... I didn't see a rat but I ran anyways. I no like rats! Dhey scare me. So I ran, I ran to da boat. But dhen everyone jumped off da boat so I was worried dhat da rat had followed me on board. Da boat started moving so I just stayed on. I no see rat. Once it got out of cave I jumped out and went runnin. I ran into Splash Mountain. It's called Critter Corner. I went on dhis log ride and got ta see alligators singing! Now dhat was fun. Dhen da log splashed through water and I got wet . I no like dhat. I no want bath! Dhey didn't tell me dhere would be a bath a t da end! I got hungery and I ate an icecream all by myself. Oh, no, I haven't found moma yet. But I lookin. Really I am. So, I go to anodher area and dhere are kids playin on everydhing! Everydhing is just so small too! I feel big now. I play with a little girl named Megan for a bit until her mommy makes her leave. It gettin dark and I gettin worried dhat mommy gonna be lost forever. Dhen I remember dhat she tole me to go sit by the waterfall near the castle. Dhere are pretty flowers and stuff dhere and you can see everydhing. Within just a couple of minutes mommy finds her way to me. She not lost anymore. But mommy funny cause she say dhat I was da one lost not her. I let her dhink d hat cause she cryin. We got ta ride a train back to da hotel and we went nite nite. I wanna go to Disney World next but mommy said no. She said dhat it is WAY too big and her heart can't take it. I guess she gettin an old heart or somethin. Tootles, Pherit [Posted in FML issue 4223]