*imagine if you will, two mischevious masked bandits running free in a cow
pasture....*
 
Bandit: Hey, This looks like a  good un!
 
Clover: Oh bandit, why do you always pick the big ones???  I mean how many
ferrets DOES it take to tip a cow?Especially THAT one?
 
Bandit: Good point...*hesitates*
 
*Bandits tail bottle-brushes as he darts across the pasture slipping in
manure on the way....* "here clover!  this way"
 
Clover: Ewww!
 
Bandit: Here!!!!!  I found it.....100% pure certified angus beef...Youll
never find more protien *grins evil*
 
*the two of them take a running start and smack into the cow making it
wobble......Clover: AGAIN!!!!!.....They continue this antic untill
finally the cow is tipped over.*
 
Bandit: Now that's what you call ground beef!!!
 
Clover: all that work, and i'm beat tired!
 
Bandit: here, go here and get one of these:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2028076632
and let me borrow that brush when you're done....I've got plenty of cow
patties to brush off my belly....
 
~*~*~ VALERIE ~*~*~
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[Posted in FML issue 3798]