*imagine if you will, two mischevious masked bandits running free in a cow pasture....* Bandit: Hey, This looks like a good un! Clover: Oh bandit, why do you always pick the big ones??? I mean how many ferrets DOES it take to tip a cow?Especially THAT one? Bandit: Good point...*hesitates* *Bandits tail bottle-brushes as he darts across the pasture slipping in manure on the way....* "here clover! this way" Clover: Ewww! Bandit: Here!!!!! I found it.....100% pure certified angus beef...Youll never find more protien *grins evil* *the two of them take a running start and smack into the cow making it wobble......Clover: AGAIN!!!!!.....They continue this antic untill finally the cow is tipped over.* Bandit: Now that's what you call ground beef!!! Clover: all that work, and i'm beat tired! Bandit: here, go here and get one of these: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2028076632 and let me borrow that brush when you're done....I've got plenty of cow patties to brush off my belly.... ~*~*~ VALERIE ~*~*~ ,',', __ \ `'`,/ \ ()o=; `'`','`/ . \/ / ( / \" / \(_ \(_ ~*`~*`FERRETS RULE~`*~`* [Posted in FML issue 3798]