Hello all ~
 
I have so many Jazz stories, but this one is too cute.  She "loves" the
bathroom (you'd think she was gonna be on Miss Ferret USA)... and it is
a no-no room for her.  Too many temptations!  I buy toilet paper by the
case here at the farm, and pile it up in each bathroom.  Today when I was
making dinner for the masses, I left her out in my room to play.  Well
her little ol iron snout pushed the bathroom door open, because I guess,
she wanted to try her hand at decorating.  She did.  My whole bathroom
redecorated.  She exchanged all of my plants; and since it is trash day
she dumped my trash for me (all over the floor); she emptied my magnolia
cream all over the floor (girl is gonna smell sweet now!).  When I came
up and couldn't find her in my room I opened the bathroom door the rest
of the way.  There pushing buttons on my phone (cuz a ferret's gotta talk
to her friends mom) was the lovely Miss Southern Bell Jazzy with a pair
of pink panties on her head, a dirty snout peeking through.  She looked
up at me and ~ sneezed!
 
The amazing thing is I had 2 rolls of TP left on the floor, and there is
only one roll in the whole room...honest...one lil ol tired raggity roll.
I have searched and searched, not even a rip left on the floor.  My son
looked as well.  Now if she starts pooping little while balls we going to
da vet!!
 
Warmly ~
Mary
 
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[Posted in FML issue 3897]