Hello all ~ I have so many Jazz stories, but this one is too cute. She "loves" the bathroom (you'd think she was gonna be on Miss Ferret USA)... and it is a no-no room for her. Too many temptations! I buy toilet paper by the case here at the farm, and pile it up in each bathroom. Today when I was making dinner for the masses, I left her out in my room to play. Well her little ol iron snout pushed the bathroom door open, because I guess, she wanted to try her hand at decorating. She did. My whole bathroom redecorated. She exchanged all of my plants; and since it is trash day she dumped my trash for me (all over the floor); she emptied my magnolia cream all over the floor (girl is gonna smell sweet now!). When I came up and couldn't find her in my room I opened the bathroom door the rest of the way. There pushing buttons on my phone (cuz a ferret's gotta talk to her friends mom) was the lovely Miss Southern Bell Jazzy with a pair of pink panties on her head, a dirty snout peeking through. She looked up at me and ~ sneezed! The amazing thing is I had 2 rolls of TP left on the floor, and there is only one roll in the whole room...honest...one lil ol tired raggity roll. I have searched and searched, not even a rip left on the floor. My son looked as well. Now if she starts pooping little while balls we going to da vet!! Warmly ~ Mary Herbalist The Conley Farm - organic herbs Online Classes ~ [log in to unmask] [Posted in FML issue 3897]