Hi there, all you humans.  I am new to this list and would like to show
mine and my 12 brothers and sisters patriotism to this wonderful country.
After all, us ferrets appreciate living in the USA too.  Since I am the
Alpha Ferret of the bunch and also the only weasel that can type, I am
writing this.  The one thing I can't do is sew and this is what this
letter is all about.
 
Is there a human out there amongst this FML list that makes really nice
hammocks and sleepsacks of good quality?  What us ferrets want is to find
someone that can make us a really nice set of American Flag print hammies
and a complete set for our cage.  We have saved enough money from our
raisin fund to buy a good quality set.  I do not mind paying a decent
price if the product is made sturdy and nice.  My human slave means well
but she has a bad habit of buying really cheaply made sleepsacks and
hammies that are so small only a baby kit could fit in them and they have
a tendency to fall apart in the wash.  So I am calling on one of you
talented FML humans to fulfill this ferts dream.  Please email me and let
me know something ok??
 
Yours In Spirit,
Universal Ferret
[Posted in FML issue 3554]